Wine Tasting Borat Style!
Here is a great introduction to wine tasting from the inimitable Borat:
Borat’s Guide to Wine Tasting (Extended Grapes Version)
He is your slave?
Here are some phrases to use at your own wine tasting parties. This contribution is from Lucas Klauss:
“I just heard of wine a few months ago, but I’m already a huge fan.”
“Wine pong, anyone?”
“Have you seen Sideways?”
“Hmm. There’s just a hint of, uh, Big League Chew, I think. Original flavor.”
“I actually brew my own at home.”
“Bubbles. I’m pretty sure there’s bubbles in this.”
“Ooh, it’s like … like tangy?”
“Wine is made of grapes.”
“Check out this idea: wine coozy.”
“I prefer red. White just creeps me out.”
“This glass is called a snifter.”
“What proof is this?”
“Idea for a new varietal: pinot jr.”
“I think I’m detecting an undercurrent of tarantula.”
“The scent is simply apocalyptic.”
“This reminds me of … the concept … just the CONCEPT of women’s suffrage.”
“Wine is the best.”
All the best.
The Wine Tasting Team
